Worst band names ever! It is clear, I challenge you to come with something.

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So, veered off Sirius and listened to XRT Chicago.  Good radio station and have been around for quite sometime.

 

Random Kitten Surprise- really wtf?

Melvin Pelvic and the Thrusters

 

 

actually I like this one

Lotus Futon is a real band

It's actually Rainbow Kitten Surprise. 

Anus The Menace

Granny's Junk

Thanks for the heads-up.  A minor oversight.

Do you enjoy Random Kitten Surprise, Keith?  Just wondering...

Adolph Shitler

I never like the name Aztec Camera for some reason. Liked their music for a bit though

if we get down to small local bands i gots plenty

Burnt Toast.

The Frumious Bandersnatch

Lol no I don't 4 Winds. A friend of mine got dragged to one of their shows recently. That's the only reason I knew they existed. 

Government Cheese (real band)

Mojo Workin' ('real' wannabe blues band)

See You Next Tuesdays - Portland punk style girl band

Real Bands:|
Butt Trumpet
Bong Water
Sweaty Nipples

I was once in a bluegrass band called "Phony Tony and the Little Unit."

california kynd...

^^^ thread closed.  it gets no worse than that

Will correct myself because I botched Rainbow Kitten Surprise twice.  Random, rainbow it all depends if you're walking on sunshine.

>>> Burnt Toast.

Wasn't that the band that opened for Jerry Band 1992 Cal Expo?

Think they were from Tahoe...

Why is Kynd spelled with a y? 

Free Beer

Why is Kynd spelled with a y? <<<<

Because they're is no "I" in being kind.

 

I thought it was a weed thing. 

Theatre of Sheep -- It was a real band in Portland in the late 80s / early 90s.

I always thought Butt Trumpet was kind of clever.

Death Metal and Black Metal offer a Goldmine of bad names.

Cattle Decapitation

Carpathian Forest

C'mon.

Pigeons Who Play Ping Pong

 

Fruminous Bandersnatch is a bad name but they were a pretty great band

Joey Tissue & The Dummies

 

 

 

(actually an old R Crumb reference)

Sex Bob Omb

Doobie Decibel System is cringeworthy

Correct TOD. Cal-Expo. Just terrible.

>>Pigeons Who Play Ping Pong

 

not good, heard the name.  major miss.

Vince and the Affordable's

Easy.

Suckdog

late 80's band.  Had an album called "Drugs are Nice" that hit some attention. 

Rest of us were listening to Zappa in our free time. 

Solid nomination dise

jrad

"California Kind" is a total embarrassment for a band name.

Sorry turtle, didn't see you already said it.

Phish

Band: Anal Cunt

Song: You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIJuRGYmWk

 

Josie and the Pussycats

Elvis Hitler is an American psychobilly/hellbilly band from Detroit, Michigan.

The band currently consists of singer Jim Leedy (a.k.a. "Elvis Hitler"), guitarist John Defever, bassist Jimmy Taylor, and drummer Geno OneMore. Their first album, Disgraceland, was initially released on Wang Head records in 1987 (WH004) and early copies came in a handmade sleeve formed from corrugated cardboard with a black-and-white sheet pasted to the front and back. The band put out three CDs on Restless Records, Hellbilly, and Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious.

Their song "Green Haze" consisted of the lyrics from the successful TV show Green Acres sung to the tune of Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" and was a college radio hit.

Due to the resistance of having a band with the name Hitler in the title, regardless of its intent, the band released one album under the name "Splatter".

 

Also Dead Milkmen with their indie smash "Punk Rock Girl" who sing about  Minnie Pearl, Mojo Nixon and legendary Philly new wave store Zipperhead.

The Ethical Mythical Icicle Tricycle

Granted, they didn't use it.  But even considering such a terrible name counts.

Anyone ever hear of Hubinger Street ?

The strawberry alarm clock

The Cramps

 

 

The Goo Goo Dolls.

Hot Yogurt Squirt Gun 

I was once in a very short lived band called "Nobody". Very poor choice for a band name.
We were setting up at a venue one day, when we hear the phone ring. We hear the owner say, "Nobody", and hangs up.
Phone rings again. The owner says, "Nobody is playing tonight", and hangs up. It soon became apparent to some of us why there was "nobody" in the audience.
Besides the argument for a name change, the volatile issues between the boyfriend guitarist and girlfriend diva, and the absence of a regular drummer, Nobody broke up pretty quickly.
That is to say, the band broke up. So did the relationship between the guitarist and the singer, BTW.

Too Many Zooz.   BUT they are cool. that bari player is fun.

Another bong water one

 

from the cocoa beach area Bong Water Taffy

Chumbawamba

Haircut 100

Anal Solvent

Foo Fighters 

Limp bizkit

Lanced Boil

Cunt Eruption

Lard

The Dayglo Abortions

Turd Ferguson and the Flatutory Responders 

Guy Mann-Dude

Dr. West's  Medicine Show and Assorted Junk Yard Band

California Kind has already been awarded the winner. 

Oral Groove

I crewed on one of (maybe their only?) videos.  Girl At The Record Store, if memory serves.

Nice guys.  Didn't get around to the genesis of the name, tho'. 

Lord Groovy and the Psychedelic Zombies 

 

The band was good.

Steve Forbert

Deloris Telescope.

 

A very hot 3-piece band in Tampa Bay in the 90's.

That's clever ^

I like Damn Those Accordions for the record

Frumious bandersnatch

 

 kicked  fucking ass      I saw them once on a Friday night at Lyton plaza in Palo Alto

 

if I Recall  correctly the stage was actually a flatbed truck on lyton Avenue

gorilla rock?   "Journey..."

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frumious_Bandersnatch

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