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What do you feed a 6-7 and 340 pound 20 year old home for spring break????
Anything he fuckin wants.
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What do you feed a 6-7 and 340 pound 20 year old home for spring break????
Anything he fuckin wants.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jonaspond
Start with a nice 1.5lb NY
Start with a fat 1.5lb NY strip from Publix and go from there.
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I would start off with a 10
I would start off with a 10 pound cured pork smoked shoulder for him.
Sliced pineapple on top, with cloves plugged in all-over and a cup of water in the pan, cover with tin foil. Bake at 325 degrees, 20 minutes a pound.
Go all Mom's southern sides & stand back.
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LOL! Welcome back, Ted.
LOL! Welcome back, Ted.
Good luck with that 2nd mortgage.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
Smoked 40 pounds of pork
Smoked 40 pounds of pork belly and spare ribs yesterday, 3 pounds of black beans, 3 pounds of coleslaw and 4 bags of oreos.
Called me at noon today declaring....It's all gone, when ya coming home??
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: I rang a silent bell
Does he like garbage plates?
Does he like garbage plates? Plates have been a Rochester tradition for 100 years, perfect for a big guy like that.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
I just looked it up.
I just looked it up.
Yes he would enjoy 2 of those.
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Popeyes
Popeyes
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I’ll take the whole plate,
I’ll take the whole plate, thank you flashbacks
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Send him to all you can eat
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What does he eat at school?!
What does he eat at school?!
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Hello Miss Sarah. I'm
Hello Miss Sarah. I'm guessing he lives in the dorms where it's all you can eat buffet. At least that's how I remember it. Hopefully free on a football Scholarship. Love the threads on this kid. Will he go pro? It will be coming fast.
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burritos.
burritos.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
No this school it is not all
No this school it is not all you can eat. It all has a price. The scholarship covers the B plan. We upgraded him to the C plan. The C plan is $900 a month.
He still goes to Walmart or Target and buys another $300 to $400 a month on a lot of chicken and beef and salads.
He is not supposed to cook in the sports dorms but he has a hot skillet and a crock pot. If anyone says they smell food cooking they just blame it on the Polynesians and the RA's look the other way. They all fear the Polly's.
When he went off to college my wife checked all the food receipts. He was good for $1,260.00 of groceries a month. He drinks a gallon of milk a day. Milk ain't cheep.
He ate 8 hamburgers between 6pm and when I got up this morning for work. Only 2 buns. Lots of protein little carbs.
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Just had 3 breakfast tacos.
Just had 3 breakfast tacos. Egg, chorizo and potato with green salsa.
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what up, Big B?
what up, Big B?
>>I'm guessing he lives in the dorms where it's all you can eat buffet
it didn't really work like that at the school I went to.
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Green salsa is fun because it
Green salsa is fun because it gives my stomach something to do all day!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
My wife is smoking 3 chickens
My wife is smoking 3 chickens today. I will set up my phone and tape him eating. I'll post it tomorrow.
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LOL!
LOL!
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He caught me filming him
He caught me filming him
he erased it
It was a good one too. 2 handed eating with his shirt off declaring "this shit is goooood"
Try again tonight
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You know I found out
You know I found out something about eatin' since I been on my trip
https://youtu.be/mxl88Gt4iPU
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"Eating With Ted" could be a
"Eating With Ted" could be a good tv show in the vein of Jim Jarmush's "Fishing With John".
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Thanks,
Thanks,
Mr. Flash. Inspirational stuff you're posting.
I definitely want to see the video of the 350-lb. Kid eating two BBQ Chickens at once.
So if you can use some small splits of Cherry, Oak or Hickory for your smoking projects, I'll mail them / those your way.
Either USPS flat-rate box or UPS, one or the other.
No charge. The laughs you post here are Pure Gold