Contenders for ZOTY 2017

Thanks for getting this one started, KK. 

Myself and the other members of the ZOTY Selection Committee have been pouring over the list of potential ZOTY nominees this year, and we have some exciting announcements planned for the coming week.

Its going to be a real bloodbath this year.

Sounds about right for 2017, St Mark.

I'm not big on awards shows, but I never miss a Zonies.  

I'll be wearing Anderson and Sheppard, btw.

The excitement is palpable this year, Goodlight.

Dreams will be made. Dreams will be broken.

RRG

Thanks Pool Boy,

It's taken a tremendous amount of work to have come this far....

Getting up early in the morning...sometimes working out until midnight.

I started taking supplements in the spring to enhance my performance.

Many had doubted my ability to withstand the pressure, 

But here I am....

MOTY isn't nearly as competitive a category as in years past.

RRG for ZOTY

ateix for DOTY

RRG

An acceptance speech for a nomination?

Oof, how embarrassing.

>>>>> have been pouring over the list

>>>>>Its going to be a real bloodbath this year.

Lol.

TRUMP

RRG

With Slacker a close second. Hard to rule him out with the insane lurking and cross posting from .net. Huge contributions here.

Judit, unless she won last year.  Otherwise, me.

Thank you, dear Alias. Even though OP says I won last year, I don't think so. I think the award was never decided, I might have declined or I had suggested that it be all of us. Or something like that. There was no ceremony. Therefore, I nominate you or me.

Mike W

Jazfish

bad headlight 

hes gotta get an award for something-the cannabis logo pedophile meltdown was great

"Fuck off, Poolboy!"

George C. Scott

I think was 1972ish.

pyramidheat, that was another guy, not Headlight.

That was Puddles

I nominate Hoover for his bitcoin thread. That thread blows me away the knowledge some zoners have about investing.

Some good zoners with big gonads have learned a little and prospered because of Hoover's thread.

One damn incredible thread.

Still waiting on my commission checks.

Anybody who isn’t over 40 gets my nomination.

6

Rrg

jazFish

ah, sorry. yes, puddles. thank you.

thought puddles also had "headlight" in his handle.

PuddleMe(Headsallempty) I believe

that's it.

Big time lol at Hoover.

Are there any possible endorsement dollars if you actually do win Rookie of the year?  I could use some new tenny runners

Nostril Dumas for most one and done threads. 

RRG 

six

jazfIsh

I nominate 6 for the most "I'm out" posts without ever actually leaving.

He’d have you believe he’s never serious and he meant the opposite of every post he’s ever made.

Yes, the opposite of every post I ever made, Timmy. Every single one. Even this one. You are so smart. I love you.

Buck up, 6. You've received at least one ironic ZOTY nomination.

That has to count for something.

That's true - or do I mean false? Opposites an' all..,

>>>Anybody who isn’t over 40 gets my nomination.

Many life clock crystals blinking, even at the cool kids table if this goes into effect.

Report to Carousel!

Enter, Sandman!

He's coming for you.

All ya'll. 

This statement is false.

I'd like to nominate 6 and Gravy for the 'made crazy' category.

Also all our resident Crazymakers should get nominated also for beng such fantastic Crazymakers, prolific professionals..

"Crazymakers,"  a.k.a. people who provoke you into acting crazy or unbalanced (and love  making you feel like there's something wrong with you when you do),  when your behaviour across the rest of your life is proof that you're  not.

yeah, it's always someone else's fault 

those two only have themselves to blame 

Fo6

RR6

jazfi6

6kipper

6k

six

>those two only have themselves to blame 

For what, exactly, 6unner?

see lol

Gravystain? Is that you, pal?

Hahaha

Oh wow

gstain was only defending himself and doing exactly what others did to him

lol

Life gets tedious, don't it.

yes, it can

>>>Fo6

RR6

jazfi6

6kipper

6k

six<<<<

slacker makes a valid point.

is it time we addressed this apparent viva contagion?

Who is 6k?

Gravy, good to see you. Welcome back.

>>is it time we addressed this apparent viva contagion?'

You guys  haven't been doing that? Over and over for years doing that? Give me a break, E. I used to think you were the sensible one.Are you saying you can't deal with us? Imagine that. Sounds like whining to me. Very ironic.

I'm sure there's a very good explanation for that and no doubt you will be back to post it as soon as possible - but I note I have never - in all my years of zoning - seen your name in contention for ZOTY. Hmm...

E was nominated in 2016.

Try to keep up, Six.

>>> Sounds like whining to me. Very ironic. <<<

INDEED. lol

>>>E was nominated in 2016.<<<

Obviously, a forgettable performance.

<<<< nominate 6 for the most "I'm out" posts without ever actually leaving.

lol . beat me to it, Lance.

Ned gets it.

Y u wanna treat me so bad, rr6?

>>E was nominated in 2016.

pictures or it didn't happen

I think we all know who my nomination for Best Shamey Finger is.

And as Timmy pointed out - all my posts are opposites so when I say I'm out it means I'm in. get on the ball here. 

Sometimes it's hard to understand what you're trying to say, Six.

lol.

You're rocking it in here Six.

Keep up the good work.

im confused...

carry on...(oops, sorry felina...i seear, its my first carry on in...in....in a long time)

....sorry.....

carry on

Thank you, 73. This thread is the usual friendly love fest. 

yep.

....well, it was until it took an ugly turn right here.

<<<<ateix for DOTY

>>RRG for ZOTY

>>ateix for DOTY

how old are you?

I must inquire, Wilson.

Can you still have fuuuuun!?

Y u wanna treat me so bad, rr6?>>>

Its guilt by association.

I think his posting style and rate of attack on other zoners is worthy of DOTY. You guys disagree - but really, does it matter?

<<< but really, does it matter

thats the spirit!

The Zonie Committee will review your suggestions, Six.

We ask that ZOTY, DOTY, and MOTY speculation be kept to a minimum, and zoners focus on completing their ballots. Thanks.

> his posting style and rate of attack on other zoners 

how old are you?

>>thats the spirit!

I have more spirit than you might give me credit for.

how old are you, chacho?

Sixer is already well beyond the age of life expectancy in the middle ages.

In the 1800s he would have been revered for his wisdom and life experiences.

Today he is victimized by a 20-something on a message board.

Lol

<<<I have more spirit than you might give me credit for

choose your own response: 

a.   i believe you, but only have what you show here to go on.

or

b.  insert Stuart Smally pic.

I'm 43 

hmmmmm

I'm a victim?

I thought I was just mildly annoyed by you.

It is said that every day is a learning experience.

You say mildly annoyed, but your posts are timestamped from 5am until bedtime. You do the math. Lol

You post just as much about me - so I call it a wash. I get up at 5 AM every day to jog/walk before work. I check things online, read my mail. I check at various times throughout the day - just like you - cause you seem to answer many of posts pretty quickly. For example - here you are. In the evening - I check again sometimes. Just like you do.

73 - If you only go by what is posted here - then what you think is limited.

Look at it this way – if you stopped posting about me right now, at 4pm, that would be eleven hours a day. You do it every day of the week, even more on weekends. 

That's like two full time jobs hahaha

what's a zoner award show without a fight, ahhh tradition, some things never change

deeper,  children, deeper!!!

or not....

>I'm a victim?

you're more of a whiner

Thank you, chacho.

Lol alright Six. Take it to facebook.

Again.

...

I have a challenge for you, ateix. Let's see which of us can hold back and not post about the other the longest.

Are you up for it?

Yo - Cheesy! That's what you looked like when we ate LSD burgers at Hampton Beach this summer.

LOL 6

>>>I note I have never - in all my years of zoning - seen your name in contention for ZOTY. Hmm...

I like to think of my posting style as the kind that might not win awards, but keeps The dbmb world smiling.

<<<I like to think of my posting style as the kind that might not win awards, but keeps The dbmb world smiling.

like the zones own Donald Sutherland.

love that guy.

<<<73 - If you only go by what is posted here - then what you think is limited

You chose "A". Good choice!

but your point was kinda the point I was making.

Wry smiles, E?

73 - there have been our moments where we both occupy the center of the venn diagram.

Rye smiles actually, 6.

try some of this: 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSdHDq21J2Y

https://www.acespirits.com/buy-copper-fox-rye-whiskey-buy-whiskey-online...

Guys, Judit won a Zonie for her weather updates, and everybody is in here bustin' on Ol Six'r?

For shame.

The Zonie for Best Restaurant Recommendations is up next. I hope you guys aren't still in here fuckin' around when that magic happens.

Ry smiles.

Too bad Ry Ry and Mand Mand

Had the big

D-i-v-o-r-c-e

Hope he's still smiling now...

>>I think his posting style and rate of attack on other zoners is worthy of DOTY.

Atix is totally worthy of DOTY for his constant dickish posting style and troll work. The truth is he is just a wannabe douche just finding his way down the douchetroll trail, giving him this award in 2017 would be a dishonor to our prior Esteemed DOTY winners. Needs a bit more douche coaching, maybe next year.

Ateix doesn't troll anyone that ain't trolling him. 

Is DOTY Dick of the year? Douche? Derp? Something else? I've been wondering...

Douche, Judit. Fo6' is making a pretty good case for his own nomination in here; but he won't win, because he never wins anything. So it goes.

Congrats on your Zonie, btw. Very cool!

>>>The Zonie for Best Restaurant Recommendations is up next. I hope you guys aren't still in here fuckin' around when that magic happens.

mark's right, most important zone event of the year and here I am drunkenly busking to riff raff outside like some sort of wannabe sturgill Simpson.

my vote goes to heybrochaco for restaurant Recs, btw.

did we ever find out who farted?

cause, in a room like this...THATS worthy of DOTY..(imo, of course)

busking to riff raff

The most hateful thing on this thread is the meme up there a little bit demeaning a human being who appears to have an intellectual disability. And, that is a fact.

"Your shirt's on backwards."

"Oh snap! It is!'

<<<up there a little bit demeaning a human being who appears to have an intellectual disability. And, that is a fact.

Hey, ryan adams has cancelled shows for calling him less here.

Nope. Turns out this wasn't really worth my time. 

Do'h lol

>>>The Zonie for Best Restaurant Recommendations<<<

I gotta' go with Daylight on this one.

He may be young, but that zoner knows his food.

Definitely some worthy nominees.

Day 3 of the Zonie thread is going to be hot fire, y'all

RRG is clearly leading the ZOTY voting. Expect some jealousy to start erupting soon in the form of personal attacks and character assassination, comes with the territory..

The one time Fo6 is right about something he spoils the biggest award of the year.  Way to go Fo6.

Fo6

RR6

jazfi6

6kipper

6k

six

The whole 6 Pack for the win. 

have to agree with EB Fox

in poor taste

Slacker is winning!

No! Not the memey finger!

Yes daylight hooked me up with great food recs for my vacation

((( The Way of the Troll... )))

- N.Hikingman

^ good reminder, Ned

>>No! Not the memey finger!

Oh, yes.  Retarded, isn't it?  

I can tell by looking at him

Goddamned three legged dog pissing and shitting goddamned everywhere.

I don't care about the awards, but I'm really looking forward to Mark's red carpet fashion show, co-hosted with Joan Rivers.

Go ahead, hounder, continue to act stupid trolling.  Kind of suits your zone personality.

Are you always in a bad mood?

nope

seems you are

and I mentioned as much a few days ago

I’ve never known either of you to be in a bad mood.