So introduce me to the Ladies of the Zone!!

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 I already know who Judit and ScarletFire are    *swoons*

Who else we got, any nudes? wink

at least topless

 

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Sweet creeper thread. Surprised this one didn’t build any steam.

Vagastringent

Is there a VLZ dictionary yet?

Really, you think the ladies of the Zone are gonna fall for this? 

I think bluesnote, drumsspace and gravy are spoken for

not sure about FOM and NUGs

Phlesh, here's a thread full of whores that lurk on Viva looking for strange. 

http://thephilzone.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=547&sid=a8d278a4739ec6ccc56e3...

^ i think that nickname’s gonna stick, Slurker. 

Like lurkers to Viva. 

While not a LOTZ,  I am multi-genderish and look very Hott in an evening Gown.

If you're buying Dinner & Drinks,  let's get together.

My tastes run toward Lobster-stuffed Armadillo tenderloins,  and Hüsky likes Venison and the occasional Trout,  no Omion.

Don't expect me to engage in any physical or metaphysical  contact on a first or second or third date,  but I'll dine with you if your restaurant selection(s) meet my criteria.

Like Slurker to tpzdotnet

Did you know they have a troll problem right now? They could use your counter-trolling expertise.

Sorry I don't have any nude fotos to share,

How about Naked Hüsky ??

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He is, of course,  no LOTZ,  but is wearing only a collar and tags there,  basically naked.

I'd probably let tomrobin take H.I.M.  out on a properly Chaperoned and Supervised date at a trendy restaurant.

Current shots and well-behaved.

buyar beware^ , may not want to take H.I.M. out for pizza....

 

or , so i hear....

No Worries,

Mr. Jambone.  I'll be right there making sure that there are no Omions on the Pizza,  but ideally "tomrobin"  will be respectful of Hüsky's Grain-free diet and get H.I.M. a nice Rare steak or Chicken Breast.

He lieks a Good mixed-green Salad with Tomato as well,  Bleu cheese dressing (No Omion) preferably Organic.

Calamari is an acceptable appetizer,  usually.

If Hüsky takes a Liking to "tomrobin"  then he might meet the LOTZ in the Future.  

However,  if Hüsky dislikes "tomrobin"  then it's all over.  That Hound is an excellent judge of character. 

Late contender for saddest thread of 2017. Just brutal.

file this under the heading "Misleading or Unfortunate Acronyms" ...

Single  Ladies  Of  The  Zone

Camp Town Girls are going to fling themselves out tonight now.

 

Dissolve the negativity ,man.

 

 

I tell ya OP stick with your hand , man. I have known my wife around forty five years. 

 

Last night was was the first night she did not address me as, M'lord.

 

Just silly and ridiculous, eh. 

>>Did you know they have a troll problem right now?

Zippy isn’t a troll problem. He’s just Zippy. 

>> Cap'n

 Lmao

Hey Ladies I'm all yours. Especially if you're lacking in self esteem. Just a warning, I'm a pretty abusive bully. But I do have a job and a car.

 

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