Ant Fart
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anyone ever hear or smell one? One day when i was 6 i was sitting on my sidewalk. it was a really nice, hot, sunny, July day, and i was burning a whole army of huge ants with my magnifying glass.
I swear, one real fat one reared the backside of his third lil abdomen, turned his head and looked up at me, and farted. He then tried to escape my evil eye, but to no avail. The combo aromas of burning ant and ant fart was just awful.
All the ants died.
True Story.
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