Astronauts aren't what they used to be.

Who the f is that? 

 

She kissed the sky and she liked it.

Katy Perry. She used to date this guy.

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Some of the ugliest dancing I have ever seen. 

 

Buzz Aldrin...

Astronauts used to be cool

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Fun for the 1%ers. There are other avenues for the rest of us economically challenged folks.

While there weren't any cameras around to record the cosmic event, last year, I had a headless astronaut take me by the hand and pull me out of the lifelong pit I had placed myself in. Once out, we  watched the pit fill in with an avalanche, and then it took me at the speed of light to the place before time was born. All that for $100, and in an atmosphere of oxygen to boot 

beam me up, Joe