Will Trump take credit for Venezuela’s baseball win

Of course he will. Because that's what he does.

And he'll probably snidely criticize the USA team for losing.

Because he's not a piece of shit, he's a full load of shit.

Personally, I'm happy Venezuela won, because here in the USA this tournament really means next to nothing, but in Venezuela it means EVERYTHING.

Whether USA won this silly exhibition or not, in ten days when the real big league starts no one here in the USA will remember or care, but down south they'll remember this forever. Tears were flowing...

And that's far out.

Plus, beyond the fact that the Venezuelan fans were SO much more into it, they were also so much more attractive than the USA fans, who generally looked like a bunch of fat, white supremacist douchbags.

And I'm fan from the USA.

(Is it embarrassing to be an American these days? Inquiring minds want to know).

So now that we're done with this meaningless exhibition, let's get the REAL league started.

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!