We are gonna buy Greenland...

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...and make them pay for it!

Un fuckin real

The world is a monopoly board to this lifetime entitled  shameless asshole 

Well, with global warming, real estate values there will probably be going up.   The US originally offered to buy Greenland from Denmark back in 1946 for $100 million, but the Danes refused.

chump would buy it then give it to putin as a token of his extreme affection

He could give Putin Alaska back.

But maybe he already promised that to the guy in North Korea who sends him love letters.

Kinda assumed Greenland would renamed to a different colour, for all those non-European invading hordes and cage dwellers...

 

 

"Support Global Warming.  Longer summers, shorter winters." - Coalition for a Greener Greenland.

Greenland is about no. 16 on my bucket list places to visit.  Saw it from a plane once.  Lots of mountains and ice.

Here is Greenland from the plane.  Not too green.

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And here is a bit of Greenland trivia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_in_World_War_II

The Germans landed in Greenland during the war to set up weather stations.   When the Allies found out, they sent in a small force of Coast Guardsmen and Eskimos on dog sleds, who captured the weather stations and drove the Axis invaders out.

Asshole

completely deranged

Sweet! It’s been too long since we expanded. 

Can't remember if they actually stopped in Greenland, but Ken Follett's "Night Over Water" came to mind:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Over_Water

... not Pillars, but not bad

>>>>Sweet! It’s been too long since we expanded. 

Last real estate deal we had with Denmark was back in 1917 when we bought the Virgin Islands for $25 million (that would be $500 million today with inflation).

Maybe we could exile Trump there, like when the French banished Napoleon to Elba.

On a smaller scale, Epstein's digs at Pedo Island should be on the market soon.

On a bigger scale, why not buy Canada?

Why buy it when we can just invade it? WTF

>>>>Why buy it when we can just invade it? WTF

That's what Argentina said back in 1982 about another sparsely populated, frozen wasteland.   Didn't work out too well.

I could live there...

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... and make Mexico pay for it!!

... and make Mexico pay for it!!

"I could live there..."

You definitely should...

>>>”I could live there..."

You definitely should...

 

has the gofundme been started yet? 

Prescience.

Some things take a long time to become apparent.

But it won't be long now.

2030's Spring Break mecca.

Do they get many Phil shows?

They could use a few hundred Chipotle and Panera franchises and we are just the country who can do it.

24 Bucks. Much better deal than Seward’s Folly.